About Maximum Carlisle's Shop

Maximum Carlisle

Carlisle, PA

A quirky town with quirky swag

A quirky town with quirky swag

Ya ever walk around Carlisle and think, “Damn, I wish I had some C-lizzle swag…OOH, like a shirt with a hotchee dog on it! It would be a lot more attractive than an ACTUAL Hotchee sauce stain…. Probably smells better too.

Love the Road Diet? Hate it? There's a shirt for that!

And don’t even get me started on our weird-ass street names – South West by West South…it’s an intersection, not a tech festival, people!

There’s a lot to love, and a lot to laugh about, here in little old Carlisle. So, I thought that starting an online swag shop would be a fun, cheeky way to share the Carlisle Love - whether you’re here now, or loved us and left us.

Show your Carlisle pride and buy our stuff.